Random slaps

mIRC Snippet that displays a random message when you slaps in channel a specific username.

Postat de	Copyright	Categorie	Review user	Vizualizari	Data
BLKoldSUN	BLKoldSUN	activity	Cod testat	320	2024-08-03 19:48:02

alias slap {
  if ($1) {
    if ((!$2) || ($2 !isnum 1-6)) tokenize 32 $1 $rand(1,6)
    if ($2 == 1) %s = upside the head with a large trout.
    if ($2 == 2) %s = with a Volvo... that was clamped anyway so the driver doesn't mind.
    if ($2 == 3) %s = with the back of his hand.
    if ($2 == 4) %s = with a wiffle bat.
    if ($2 == 5) %s = with a Cat'O'Nine tails.
    if ($2 == 6) %s = with a nuclear warhead...
    describe $active slaps $1 %s
  }
  else echo 4 -a * SLAP syntax: /slap nick [number 1 - 6]
}